This is final

Ladies and gentlemen, put our hands together for the astonishing...

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 8th wonder of the world
The flow o?????? the century...always timeless...HOVE!
Thanks for comin?????? out tonight
You coulda been anywhere in the world, but you??????re here with us
We appreciate that...uuunnnh...

H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Fo?????? shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
Was herbin?????? em in the home of the Terrapins
Got it dirt cheap for them
Plus if they was short wit?????? cheese I would work wit?????? them
Boy and we...got rid of that dirt for them
Wasn??????t born hustlers I was burpin?????? em
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Fo?????? sheezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
Can??????t leave rap alone the game needs me
Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain??????t easy
Cops wanna knock me, D.A. wanna box me in
But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
Therefore he doesn??????t exist
So poof...vamoose son of a bitch

H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Fo?????? shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in VA
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
That??????s the anthem get??????cha damn hands up
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
Not guilty ya??????ll got-ta feel me
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A

Yo, It starts with
One thing, I don??????t know why
It doesn??????t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It??????s so unreal
I Didn??????t look out below
I Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, and didn??????t even know
Wasted it all just to
Watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me, will eventually, be a memory, of a time when I tried so

H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
LP, Jay-Z, help me out
Oh, they havin?????? a good o?????? time out there
It starts with
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
LP, Jay-Z, help me out
Oh, they havin?????? a good o?????? time out there
It starts with
H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A
LP, Jay-Z, help me out
Ladies and Gentalmen
It starts with
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If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me

Got Mike
He??????s got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure his casket??????s closed
Rap critics that say he??????s "Money Cash Hoes"
He??????s from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You??????d celebrate the minute you was havin doe
So fuck critics you can kiss our whole asshole
If you don??????t like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if we don??????t play they show
They don??????t play out hits well we don??????t give a shit SO
All these mags try and use our ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don??????t know what you take us as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I??????m from rags to ritches nigga we ain??????t dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain??????t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one

The year is ??????94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now i ain??????t tryin to see no highway chase with jake
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So i...pull over to the side of the road
And i heard "Son do you know why i??????m stoppin you for?"
Cause i??????m young and i??????m black and my hats real low
Do i look like a mind reader sir, i don??????t know
Am i under arrest or should i guess some mo?
"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four"
"Liscense and regestration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"
I ain??????t steppin out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And i know my rights so you gon?????? need a warrent for that
"Aren??????t you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or somethin?"
Nah i ain??????t pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won??????t illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9??????s come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain??????t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me99 Problems but a bitch ain??????t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain??????t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to inore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn??????t bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that??????s gonna happen is i??????mma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there i go traped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi??????s with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause i??????m African
All because ths fool was horrasin them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain??????t nothin sweet ??????bout how i hold my gun
I got 99 problems but this bitch ain??????t one

99 Problems but a bitch ain??????t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain??????t one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me

shut up when I??????m talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up
shut up when I??????m talking to you
shut up, shut up, shut up

I??????m about to BREAK

Everything you say to me
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me
I need a little room to breathe
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me
Everything you say to me
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain??????t one
Hit me
I need a little room to breathe
I got 99 problems
And I??????m about to
Break
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Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de d??????a

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de d??????a

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila as??????, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila as??????

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh,you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension